white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I need a hoe opinion
go on
we're so committed to being not committed
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