their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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