this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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