so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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