Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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