I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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