No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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