I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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