We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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