I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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