how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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