Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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