Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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