ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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