whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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