We need to start having sex underwater more often.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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