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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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