And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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