Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
babies were throwing up all over the place
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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