Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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