no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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