That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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