yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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