Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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