Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
either way he was missing a nipple.
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An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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