She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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