can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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