Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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