i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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