By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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