let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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