How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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