I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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