You're completely useless in the revolution.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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