Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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