I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
