He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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