question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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