Do vagina's smell?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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