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you win
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I FOUND THE LEGS
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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