how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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