i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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