so explain again why im purple
no
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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