You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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