is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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