He is such a slut. More and more my type.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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