My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Randomize
