Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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