Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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