doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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