just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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