you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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