wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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