even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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