dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
