i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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