Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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