so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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